Blackout Island

Happy New Year's Eve from Blackout Island. If you remember tonight, you're doing it wrong. Sir, your ride to Blackout Island is here... Oh God, where the fuck am I? Hey, let's get the dog stoned ...and give the kids mushrooms…

Security Questions for Single, Childless People What is the middle name of the ex-boy/girlfriend whose profile photo you look at from time to time so as to comfort yourself that you made the right choice in ending that relationship? and Should you decide that you do want a child,…

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I'm surprised she knew what a library even was... via Mental Floss - Hilarious Questions Posed to the NYPL Pre-Internet…