Mental Floss give us "8 Italian Travel Tips for Visiting America".
The bonus Hillbilly Talk Tips are the icing on the cake.
Use "y'all" whenever you can. This term refers to a single person or a group of people. Never say "go,” replace with "fixin' to."
Take the words, and add a few syllables. The "why" should be pronounced "waa" followed by "eye."
Take the words of two syllables and reduce them to one, how to change the "tar."
Use “Purdy” for appeal; “reckon” for recognize; the awfullest, gol darned horrible; critter rather than creature; breetches; and Tarnation.
via Mental Floss