Ignorant but Nice

Mental Floss give us "8 Italian Travel Tips for Visiting America".

The bonus Hillbilly Talk Tips are the icing on the cake.

  • Use "y'all" whenever you can. This term refers to a single person or a group of people. Never say "go,” replace with "fixin' to."

  • Take the words, and add a few syllables. The "why" should be pronounced "waa" followed by "eye."

  • Take the words of two syllables and reduce them to one, how to change the "tar."

  • Use “Purdy” for appeal; “reckon” for recognize; the awfullest, gol darned horrible; critter rather than creature; breetches; and Tarnation.

via Mental Floss